Karen Snortleson/Quotes


 * "THIS IS HOW REAL WOMEN LOOK, BUCK. We're not all skinny goddesses. REAL WOMEN have curves."
 * "You haven't lived until you've had meat grilled by the [censored] grill goddess herself!" ("Neighborhood Barbecue")
 * "Give up! Women can grill too! You're just jealous."
 * "These burgers were SPECIALLY prepared by a very strong and powerful woman: me. Chef Karrren. Girl power, am I right ladies?"
 * "I hate my life."
 * "Everything's just a JOKE for you. You know what, I should be the one working. I am a powerful, independent woman and you can't stop me."
 * "The female species is in every way superior to the male race."
 * "Although I do believe that workout gyms are just sexist propoganda created by men to oppress women into chasing an impossible body type."
 * "I finally took up the torch of womanly empowerment and I've decided to enter the workforce."
 * "What's that, you think women aren't suitable for corporate jobs? Sexist. SEXIST!"
 * "Stand strong sister. Fight the good fight."
 * "Snortleson residence, head of the household speaking."
 * "Do you want a bullet in your head, lady? 'Cause I gotta a loaded gun in my left flab and I ain't afraid to use it!" (originally spoken by Monisha Brown)
 * "You're such a masculist. We are merely demanding the equality of women - and if that leads to political domination, well, who am I to alter fate?"
 * "Your empowered female role model is here to step in and save the day. Meanwhile, the weak man of the family cowers in the corner!"
 * "Speaking at Bradley's school could be the perfect opportunity to spread the gospel of feminism to the next GENERATION!"
 * "This is what I'm talking about. THIS is the problem - men controlling and oppressing women with an iron fist!"
 * "Feminism. It's the driving force of the Universe."
 * "The dictionary defines feminist, as a person who supports feminism. I define it as me."
 * "I am proud of my body."
 * "Oh! Mr. Oppression wants the woman out of his spotlight!"